[the following occurred within the past 24 hours or so]

1. blowin' shit up like the little patriots we are

2. the single most evil and terrifying bird...ever.

3. cigarettes, 40's, and wine and chairs just too damn far apart 

4. coffee and cigarettes and very long goodbyes 

5. i saw a deer use the sidewalk

6. pasta sauce laced with botchulism 

7. dogs, cats, and ginnea pigs living in harmony

8. the consumption and preoccupation of complex proteins 

9. josh ritter?

 [how quickly we change]