me: "hi i'd like to place and order"

woman on the phone: "go ahead"

me: "do you have [item] in size [x]?"

woman: "No."

me: "What about the other color?"

woman: "No."

me: "Ok, how about this one, [item]?"

woman: "No."

me: "What about in the other style?"

woman: "No"

[7 items later, same response]

me: "Yeah, ok I'm just going to call back later,"

[woman apologizes for laughing out loud and gives me free shipping on the item i'm returning.]

day late and a dollar short-- story of my life. 

i think it's going to be one of those days