Wednesday, January 7, 2009

five tips to help you lose weight in 2009

I just dropped two alka-seltzer tablets into a glass of warm water. Not the way I wanted to spend my last couple days in Holland. Their delightful orange zest flavor is not enough to make me forget this awful cold, my nose is runny, my body aches, and now i'm coughing. uggg. 

To top it all off, yesterday I went and got my cavities on the right side of my mouth which translates to Dr. Jerkoff hammering and drilling and shooting my face with a huge needle for an hour. He probably was really satisfied with himself when he saw those tears running down my cheeks; if I hadn't been so beside myself with my cold I would have stood up on the dentist chair and yelled at him [gesturing wildly with the huge needle] "These tears have nothing to do with you you cock-ass! I am sick and stubbing my toe could send my into histerics-- I can handle some dental work in my normal state!" But I didn't. But of course, I have to go back today and get the left side done... maybe I still will. I wouln't dread it so much, and I know that I should be greatful that I can get this work done on my mouth. but i'm sick. and that makes me whiney, and i don't want to go. 
To console myself I got the planet earth dvd's and I'm about to make cookies. 
so there. 

I did have fun with everyone Monday night. That was good to see everyone again for a minute. 
Today after my appointment I have to make 2 stops to pick up some books I ordered and fish food. Molly has now consumed 2 cans of fish food, hopefully I can keep this third one hidden even better from her. Then I will continue to hibernate and read until I feel better. Then Tomorrow, i will away to Ohio once again. Alas. 

1 comments:

shauna said...

Does this mean I probably won't see you before you leave?