nutritional highlights

so i was driving down the road today:

windows down

purple sunglasses on

gummy worm hanging out of my mouth

styx blasting on the radio, 

and i thought to myself, 

i almost wish i would spin out and hit a tree right now, 

i'd really like my family and friends to find my corpse just like this. 

and think, if i'd been smoking a cigarette on the other side of my mouth, 

we would have just created as new John cusack movie